Poly Cocktails and An Interesting Cock- two-tails Encounter!

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Poly Cocktails are interesting gatherings where one goes to meet and learn about people who are polyamorous seeking a variety of sexual relationships and experiences. Poly Cocktails organizations originated in New York City and have spread to other parts of the country. It’s not clear to me who are its members. One description targets New Monogamy Millennials, (born after 1980), who, in addition to their marital sexual partners, seek sexual relationships with others but want to remain married which is something to think about. But others describe it as open to almost everyone except those who are straight married heterosexuals. In addition to married couples it includes others seeking expanded sexual experiences such as homosexuals, bisexuals and transgenders.

Before I go on, we are in an era where new words are created almost daily. Polyamorous usually meant when there is an “intimate” relationship usually among three people over a period of time where sex is only part of the total relationship. It is not a swinging or key-swapping party- type of recreational, brief relationships. But it seems to me that Poly Cocktail polyamorous relationships are far broader entering anything- thing- goes territory.

One of our colleagues and follower of our posts read the recent one about massage parlors and the male frenulum. He contacted us to relate what happened to a guy in his 30’s who he knows who also read the post and then decided to attend a Poly Cocktail event in search of, pardon the pun, a “cock” tail solution.

He was in search of a supreme orgasm brought about by oral sex. He agreed with our last post that many men are happy as can be with a woman’s blow job but there are the those who require a higher level of performance but are often frustrated because most women just lack the know-how to deliver the goods. (No need to add that women say the same about men’s techniques).

At the gathering he sat next to an attractive young lady, and he, surprising himself, told her about his quest for the ultimate oral sex orgasm. She said she had the answer. She and her bisexual girlfriend love to perform oral sex on a man which stimulates them to make love to each other while the man watches. The ladies would get involved with him with some light stimulating foreplay before the oral sex. She promised him that this would solve his problem.

He, being hopeful and having nothing to lose, agreed. After they disrobed, he explained to them about the male frenulum as his potential G-spot asking them to pay attention to it. Well, guess what happened? In incredulous and exasperating tones he exclaimed to our colleague, “They, like even the masseuses who Lorenzo mentioned in his post, missed my goddam frenulum both orally, and even manually! Can what those guys in the previous post observed be true? It’s just tough for me to believe that something so fundamental in sex is being missed.”

This single experience reflects the general problem that I mentioned in the post for the need and wide-open market opportunity for a capitalist entrepreneur to open a chain of massage parlors called Male Frenulum Heaven where the ladies are trained to be frenulum specialists.

Maybe Poly Cocktails groups should think about doing something about this opportunity. This will certainly increase their membership!

From what I gather, I understand that the poor guy is now thinking about giving up on oral and manual sex and concentrating on old fashioned straight vaginal sex- something to wish on your worst enemy!

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