Small Penis versus Large Vagina: What’s the Story?

The other day I read about a spurned woman whose boyfriend left her. She took out her revenge through the Internet proclaiming that, true or not true, he had a small penis which couldn’t satisfy her. She reminded me of the old saying, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!”

I remember in my days of youth that a guy with a small penis was an object of laughter to be pitied, but there was, however, a little room for respect of the “educated pecker or cock” where the guy somehow made up for this, pardon the pun, shortcoming. (If one used the word ‘penis’, he was considered a sissy). Regarding women, it was every man’s desire to copulate with a woman with a “tight cunt” who, most of the time, was a virgin. But that was before the era of contraceptives and finding such a vagina didn’t usually happened until the first honeymoon night.

About a quarter of a century ago, I ask a lady friend to find a suitable date for a lonely colleague who happened to be very successful in his profession. He was a nice guy, and I couldn’t figure out why he had problems finding a woman on his own. She found the date, they did meet, and they did mate. Afterwards, I asked my lady friend how it went. She unexpectedly giggled, and I asked her why. Still giggling, she answered, “Your friend has a very small penis.” Being a clinician I then asked, “Does your friend have a very large vagina?” She immediately stopped giggling and answered, “How the hell do I know?”, but she clearly got the message. Maybe he’s the one who should have done the giggling.

For some reason history has highlighted and made fun of small penises, but large vaginas have, once more- pardon the pun, largely escaped notice.  The human penis is the largest in the mammalian kingdom. Its average erection size is about 5.5 inches whereas that of the largest gorilla is about half that size. (Please don’t ask me how they accurately measure a huge mountain gorilla’s erection)! The largest recorded human erection is 13 inches.  The average width of a human vagina is 2.5-3 inches and length 3.5 inches. Vaginal size, however, can at least double its size during intercourse and, of course, during childbirth. The largest vagina was recorded in the 19th century in a woman over 7 feet tall weighing 350 pounds. She delivered a 23 pound baby with a head width of 19 inches! But I think this record may have been broken in recent times. A woman was found to be “carrying” 54 bags of heroin in her vagina.

There is little doubt that there are sexual disadvantages for both a man with a small penis and a woman with a large vagina, particularly if the two of them get together. So, in either case, what can be done about it? In the past, all kinds of techniques were used to enlarge the penis.  There are sketches of Japanese men, belly down, on an elevated grate with a hole where the penis was inserted and attached to a dangling weight.  Modern results of plastic surgery attempts to lengthen and widen the penis are poor. In fact, the penis cannot be enlarged. Its root is hidden and attached by ligaments to the pubic bone. It is released from the pubic bone by cutting the ligaments and then appears outside the body. Regarding vaginoplasty or vaginal rejuvenation, the results of surgery are not clear. Both surgical procedures on the penis and vagina have undesirable effects. So it seems there are no reliable medical solutions to this dilemma, but I made a call to G, anyway, and explained the story.

“Lorenzo, it’s funny how the mind connects the dots in mysterious ways. The first thing that jumped to mind is when I was a teenager and worked in grocery store in a poor section of town. The young gals used cucumbers to enlarge their vaginas, and I actually became a cucumber consultant. It was a rare learning experience, to say the least. That’s all I’ll say!

“Yes, I was with a number of women with large vaginas and a few that were cavernous where only that 13- inch guy you spoke about could fill the void. The good news is that there are many other ways to arouse a woman and bring her to climax. In my experience, a good penis-vagina fit is not at all necessary to enjoy sex. We discussed this before, and it’s described in detail in the Casanova book. But, once more, I’m talking about high-level and prolonged encounters and not the 5 to 10 minute affair which is the biological norm. One specific recommendation I would make to men with small penises is to concentrate on a woman’s frenulum and firmly press against it with the penis with the full feel of your pelvic zone against and blending with her vulva. (link to frenulum post). When you do that you are ‘functionally ‘widening the penis. It’s well known that women prefer width over length, and I believe it’s due to the pressure on the frenulum.

“Sorry to interrupt you, my friend, but you’re just talking about making the women happy. What the about the guys?”

Evidently, I caught G off-guard because there was a delayed response. “You’re right. My experience is based on making women happy. First of all, even with the small penis or large vagina, these people still have orgasms. One move I made, which is well known and not unique to me, is to have the woman place her thighs tightly together. I even had a couple of them cross one leg over the other. That was interesting. Also, we forgot one critical point: There are some women who have good sexual instincts and can take the lead to please their men in more than one way.”

“So G, what’s your conclusion?”

“I have no magic words. Small pecker, big pecker; small vagina, cavernous one; normal size penis and normal size vagina: they all can work if you know what you’re doing. By the way, you mentioned a quote about a woman scorned. That was made by William Congreve a few centuries ago. But he also made another famous one which is usually misquoted as, “Music hath the power to charm the savage beast.” The original last word is ‘breast’ and not ‘beast.’ I can certainly vouch that the correct quote is certainly true!

 

 

 

 

 

10 responses

  1. […] night and concentrate on her to bring her to climax using some of the moves described in a previous post along with general ones like fantasy talk and the others. Of course, the woman can then satisfy […]

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  2. […] sex matters, and somehow we got on the subject of small penises. Though I wrote about this in a previous post, I believe hearing what a wise, experienced physician has to say can be extremely helpful to both […]

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    1. Some people are afraid,that,because their moms were big vaginas,that,they will only attrat,other big vaginaed girls and woman throughout life,due to genetic ”smells” and inclcinations passed through ether and time-space….

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  4. My adult lifetime of reading credible sources and talking with reasoned people has led me to this conclusion: penis size doesn’t matter unless it’s too big or too small, and a woman can adjust to one that’s too big. A companion truth is this: if a guy has a small penis and he’s a nice guy, a nice woman is going to tell only her closest friends about it, but, if he’s a jerk and has a small penis, she’s going to tell everyone about it, no matter how nice she is by nature.

    I’m the owner/operator of male equipment of significantly substandard size, and it’s been a challenge, but a joyous ride in life that I wouldn’t trade for anyone esle’s.

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  5. […] sex matters, and somehow we got on the subject of small penises. Though I wrote about this in a previous post, I believe hearing what a wise, experienced physician has to say can be extremely helpful to both […]

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  6. My experience with a huge vagina started when I was 24. She was 32, divorced, and had 2 kids.
    Interestingly, she told me that when she graduated from high school, she was 5’9”, and with 2 pregnancies grew 2 inches, 1 inch per pregnancy, so when I met her she was 5’11”. After growing 1 inch, she delivered a 10 pound baby vaginally, then the second baby at 12 pounds vaginally. These two pregnancies may have been the root of her problem. (She had magnificent broad hips at 42 inches, 28 inch waist, 36C and a weighed 155 pounds.)

    We first had sex on her couch. We were positioned for missionary sex. With other girls, I would move my penis to approximately where I thought I should be to enter, there would be a little resistance at her crotch, until I move my penis by hand to find the tunnel, and then I would slide in. I was getting into position and placed my penis to where I thought I would have to make the adjustment. But there was no resistance, and I slid in immediately. I was amazed at how quickly and easily I slid in, only seconds later did I realize why? She had a huge gigantic vagina. I could not feel the end, there was no feeling anywhere onside of my penis shaft, and even the lips of the vagina were so lose, they felt little more than feathers. And when I say no feeling, I mean none. She was not a little lose, for that would imply that there was some sensation. This was not the case. I repeat there was absolutely no sensation at all. As I struggled to get some feeling, it actually flashed through my mind that I might be in the wrong hole. I was so shocked, I blurted out, “I can’t feel a thing”. In retrospect, I should not have said those words, but I was so stunned at what I was experiencing, I didn’t know what to say or do.

    I didn’t realize it at the time, and it was years later that I realized my statement had not fazed her at all. She didn’t get angry, insulted, hurt or withdrawn, she said nothing. The reason being is that no doubt other men had said the same thing. And while it may have hurt to hear such a statement, there was no longer a shock in hearing it. So when I said it, it was nothing new. We experimented with several positions in an attempt to allow me to feel her better, and eventually by brute force and my imagination, I came, but up to that time it was the worst sexual experience of my life.

    I tried on 2 other occasions to have sex with her, and the worst was the last. I was wearing a condom, and could not come, so I went home and satisfied myself. And it was at home, I thought to myself, why am I putting myself through this nonsense? And so I ended it. With her, I had the 3 worst sexual experiences of my life. And I truly felt sorry for her. Her husband divorced within a year of the birth of the second child. I suspect he went crazy with the prospect of having paint can sex for the rest of his life. He re-married within in 2 years, and when I met her, he had been married 2 years.

    It took me some time to come up with a term to best describe her vagina. I thought of a 1 gallon paint can. You can’t reach the bottom, can’t touch the sides and there is no feeling in the opening. This was her.

    She talked about a few men she had dated, but did not go into detail why the relationships ended, but it was pretty obvious why and pretty obvious why she was single. When men hit their 30’s, most have been around the block a few times, so they know what good sex is, great sex is and what terrible sex is. And she was terrible sex. No doubt her esteem suffered knowing that she had a paint can for a vagina and that the vast majority of men couldn’t ever have sex with her. Worse, few if any men would want a woman such a huge vagina, yet she was stuck with it. I can only imagine the ominous feeling she must had each time she had sex with a new man, with the realization that after being with her, she would most likely never see him again. It was not just a coincidence that this tall leggy good looking blond was single.

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  7. the last post by hd man

    is soo true compared 2my xperience i once upon had wit a yung lady out of a 200+ vaginas i ever crashed. it was one big hole and soo wet man eish.

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